Do you ever just roleplay AU and this amazing thing happens that is just so perfect for some reason and you love it so you want to replicate it to some other universe, but when you try to it fails horrifically for some unknown reason and is just a complete flat out embarrassing disaster?
I swear to god.
I hate it when mom expects me to do something and doesn’t make sure I heard her
I swear to god I didn’t hear a **** thing about salmon and she texts me like “hope you put salmon in the fridge”.
Of course all that comes out of this is me feeling like the most incompetent person on the earth and moms upset